Wednesday, April 05, 2006

RUSIANS!

GNU BRITAIN

The Cuban Missile Crisis, in AOL-teenager speak (generated via Lucas Longley's painfully accurate translator):
TEH CUBAN MISIEL CRISIS REFERS 2 DA TENSE CONFRONTATION BTWEN TEH SOVEIT UNION AND DA UNIETD STAETS R3GARDNG DA SOVEIT DEPLOYMENT OF NUCLEAR MISIELS IN CUBA!!1! WTF TEH PARIOD OF GR3AETST DANG3R STARTAD ON OC2BR 16 1962 WHEN US1!1!!!!1 WTF RACONASESANC3 WAS SHOWN 2 US!1!!! OMG LOL PRESIEDNT O F!1!! K3N3DY WHICH REV3AELD EVIEDNCE FOR SOVEIT NUCL3AR MISIEL INSTALATIONS ON DA ISLAND AND LASTAD FOR 13 DAYS UNTIL OC2BR 28 1962 WH3N SOVEIT L3AEDR NIKITA KHRUSHCHAV ANOUNC3D TAHT DA INSTALATIONS WUD B DISMANTLED!11!1!!1 LOL DA CUBAN MISIEL CRISIS IS REGARDAD AS DA ON3 MOMENT WHEN TEH COLD WAR CM3 CLOSAST 2 ESCALATNG IN2 A NUCL3AR WAR

RUSIANS!1!111! OMG LOL R3F3R 2 DA 3VENT AS TEH CARIB3AN CRISIS WHIEL CUBANS REF3R 2 IT AS TEH OC2BR CRISIS
11!!!1!

(With thanks to Kyle and the guys at Cricket 24/7.)

2 Comments:

Blogger Philip said...

wtf k3n3dy its jfk cuzf olvier snotes flim

igrant!!!!!

10:32 pm  
Blogger Oscar Wildebeest said...

fk u tssr

11:08 am  

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