Shizzle my nizzle, bredren

GNU BRITAIN

I am indebted to Jez of that blog, first for linking to me, but more importantly for directing me to this report, which says that the youth of my fine city are now speaking in an accent and language which is no longer even related to Cockney, but more to Jamaican patois.

I feel like one of those grown-ups who has just discovered that young people enjoy smoking cannabis now and again and may even, shock horror, go into pubs and drink alcohol when they are under age!

I feel terribly old.