Monday, September 05, 2005

The truth shall set you free (subject to availability)

GNUS INTERNATIONAL

SHOCK AS TRUTH TOLD ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

In a surprise move, a guest star at a televised concert was allowed to tell the truth to a shocked audience of millions.

A spokesman for NBC, which broadcast the concert, said: "We are sorry that the Truth was transmitted on our channel. We are only too aware that Truth is liberal propaganda conjured up by black people and other dangerous elements in our society. We apologise if this has in any way upset the white, middle-class complacency of our viewers."

George W Bush was unavailable for comment, as per usual.

1 Comments:

Blogger Devil's Kitchen said...

I don't two shits about them either. Especially not Kanye West. People are people* and i loathe them all equally...

Chin chin!

DK

*... so why should it be, that you and I get along so awfully?**

**Because I loathe you.

6:43 pm  

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