The Tories are pants

LAND OF HOPELESS TORIES

So, Davis wears briefs and Cameron wears boxers. What a surprise, that the older man should prefer older-fashioned underwear. Or is this Charlie's way of claiming he's got big balls?

Anyway, the golf ball has backed Charlie now, as has Liam "Not Gay, Honest, Ask My Wife" Fox. Oh, and Charlie has been named Politician of the Year.

The coronation approaches.

(Meanwhile, Political Betting reveals how that Populus poll put Davis ahead (via Guido). I said it was a conjuring trick.)