What is it MPs do, exactly?

GNU LABOUR

One of the Andrews mentioned below is my MP, Andrew Slaughter.

Manic over at Bloggerheads takes his MP to task for doing bugger all since being elected.

Andrew Slaughter has no website (although Labour's website has finally replaced the photo of Clive Soley with a - squished - pic of Slaughter), and has said not one word in Parliament (within the hearing of Hansard) since being elected. Be assured that you'll be informed should any of this change.

I'm watching you, Slaughter.