Yes, we're all burning with fear, thanks very much

GNU BRITAIN

I hadn't properly until now read the statement from 'The Secret Organisation of al-Qaida's Jihad in Europe' (bloody stupid name - they're not secret any more, are they? Bit long-winded, too. Must try harder). Anyway, I stumbled across it on Londonist, so here it is:

Rejoice, for it is time to take revenge from the British Zionist Crusader government in retaliation for the massacres Britain is committing in Iraq and Afghanistan.
The heroic mujahideen have carried out a blessed raid in London. Britain is now burning with fear, terror and panic in its northern, southern, eastern and western quarters.

So we have a Zionist Crusader government, have we? I don't remember seeing that on the ballot paper (mind you, I don't remember seeing anything about restricting protest around Parliament Square, either).

As for the last sentence, I'd be grateful to my friends in Aberdeen, Aberystwyth, Portsmouth and Norwich if they could update me with bulletins about the "fear, terror and panic" on display in their localities.

Bloody terrorists. Get everyone to take them seriously by committing mass murder, then make themselves look stupid with this kind of melodramatic shit. You've got to laugh, haven't you? (Cabalamat Journal is taking the same line, only he's not laughing.)

PS Londoners might consider buying one of these T-shirts.