Friday, March 03, 2006

Honey, I concealed the mortgage


Imagine, if you will, the conversation:

"Honey, can you spare a fiver? I need to pop down to the newsagents'."

"Of course. Here you are."

"Gosh, your wallet looks awfully full."

"Ah, yes, er... it's one of those expanding wallets. It stretches as you put the banknotes in. Gives the impression that it's stuffed full of money, when it isn't."

"How super."

"Yes, I got it in Italy."

Craig Murray is equally sceptical.


Blogger Philip said...

So Tessa's lying? What cheek by Jowell.

10:13 am  

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