World Crap

I'm deliberately posting at 5pm on Saturday afternoon, in order to show that my extended silence is not because I've been glued to the bloody football. What a total waste of time and money (especially money). Next week I shall be on holiday in Switzerland, far away from any balls and yellow cards and imbecilic hysteria. Let's hope Portugal win today, so all this nonsense will be over with for another four years.

[UPDATE, the next day: Tee hee.]