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It's still very hard to believe that this event isn't just an elaborate hoax.

Apart from the thought that I might turn up and see someone I know (thus rendering my performance instantly futile), what puts me off is the idea that I might be duped into believing the whole thing is genuine and turn up to be greeted by sniggers and pointing fingers - "aah! You thought this was for real! You stupid wanker! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

Anyway, Channel Four are covering it, so it must be a load of bollocks (oh, see what I did there! Hysterically funny).